ballz
your mama ain't got them
your sister ain't got them
your nanny ain't got them
your honey ain't got them
you need them to be a guy the very definition of being a boy
you cant be the no1 son its a fact if you ain't got none
nuts your brother he got them plums
your daddy gave them to his little ones
to share a little rum te tum
to share a little rum te tum
its important for me to say
it doesn't matter whether your straight or gay
its all about the creativity
you know the creator he made you that way

ballz
you need them to give you the drive
its far more than just being alive
to get these juices flowing and to help you strive
to do your best for the world and the side
to shake these fascists out of their tree
yo gotta get back some of that liberty
testicular cancer a statistical fact
you got to check these stones don't get caught in the act
a hand in your pocket at work or at play
procedural inspection the intelligent way
wanna keep them balls don't give them away
from the hour you were born to your final day
gotta stash them well
gotta stash them loosely
it`s the primary route to keeping you juicy

need to tell you twice that toting ballz is oh so nice oh so nice
well you pardon me for being so crude
and I'll pardon you being the prude
its all good in that neighbourhood
keep an eye
keep an eye out night and day
don't ever let them take them away
you see that your needing them how
you cannot do without them now

Oh ballz
Lindy ain't got them
Rosie ain't got them

ballz
tu madre no los tiene
tu hermana no los tiene
tu abuelita no los tiene
tu novia no los tiene

its all about the immortality
you don't want to die and just fade away
you rather be a member of humanity

Norma ain't got them
and Kelly aint got them
Naiomi ain't got then
Sheena she want them
Nicola Sturgeon she probably got some
yea

Testicular cancer a dangerous fact
the safer they'll be the quicker you act
got to keep inspecting
gotta keep them racked
your daily duty from from to back
wanna keep them stones with you to stay
from the moment you were born
to the very last day
gotta stash them well
you know how loosely
primarily juicy

looks like I'm telling you twice
that toting balls is oh so so good oh so so good
I say again I ain't being rude
ballz is all about being a dude
and hanging down in the neighbourhood
keep your eye open son and don't let them stray
and don't ever let them take them away
just let them sway
let them sway

lindy ain't got them
mary ain't got them
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